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Where’s your family? I know you don’t have a girlfriend or anything like that, but where are your parents or grandparents or whatever? Don’t you have anyone who gives a damn about you who might want to see you today? Not a dinner with a co-worker’s family or anything? It’s so sad that your only hope for holiday happiness is one of my beautiful lady’s long, hard penises. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind and she won’t either. I know I have at least one or two big wanged women who would be happy to gape out your ass gash, that’s what they’re for. I’m just saying, pretty sad, Bro.
Are you going to cry throughout the entire sphincter stretching session? I know it doesn’t hurt that much, does the hardcore pounding from a gorgeous he-bitch just help you to release all of the pain you feel inside, or something? What’s that? No, it just plain ol’ hurts because that whores cock is the biggest hunk of she ham you’ve ever had lodged up your hairy asshole. Yeah, that tracks. Whatever it is, cry it out here, Guy. This is a safe space for all of your Christmas time woes and your unmerry tears. Just grit your teeth and take it if she starts giving you too much, you’ll thank her for it.