Hey, you pathetic worms, gather around as I introduce you to my newest little project—my very own paypiggy. This sissy slut is about to learn the true meaning of financial submission.
You see, this bitch here is a born paypig. I’ve trained him to worship my boots and empty his wallet for my pleasure. He’s a useless, whimpering little servant, always eager to please his Mistress.
I’ve got him wrapped around my finger, literally. With a snap of my fingers, he’s handing over his credit cards, begging me to spend his money like the good bitch he is. And what do I get in return? The satisfaction of seeing him struggle while I indulge in luxury.
His training is all about obedience and sacrifice. I make him choose between paying his rent and buying me gifts. Guess what he picks, you fucking morons? Yep, he chooses to sleep on the streets just to make me happy.
And when he’s broke, I’ll laugh and call him my little piggy, rewarding him with a kiss on his pathetic, tear-stained face. So, you wanna be my next paypig? Get ready to empty those wallets and worship the ground I walk on, you worthless losers!