I can’t believe what just happened, it was the best start to the day for a humiliation phone sex loving babe like myself. I went out for my daily jog this morning, it was really chilly but I just love getting a good workout in. Upon returning home I took a shower like I usually do and came out with a towel on my head and nothing else. I am the only one who lives there so it doesn’t really matter how I come out. I put on some music and let my body drip dry. That is when I was interrupted by the throat-clearing of a man in my place. I jumped and yelped my landlord behind me. Embarrassed he reminded me that he had scheduled my quarterly inspection and when I did not answer the door he just let himself in.
How silly of me, I did forget that was today, however, I could tell I was making him quite uncomfortable in the best way. That is when my landlord made the worst mistake. He assumed I did not forget and instead this was a setup to get money off of the rent. He told me how hot I was, and was in disbelief that this was even happening. He looked like a school-aged brat ready to lose his virginity to me. I tried not to giggle as he unzipped his fly and pulled what appeared to be a dick from his pants. Although, once he pulled his little winky out I lost it. I laughed so hard at its lack of size. I pointed and laughed at him trying to cover it up abruptly apologizing for misreading the situation.
However, I was not done laughing at that. I grabbed both sides of his trousers and tugged them down. Cackling even louder I laughed at him. The thought that someone who was such a beta thought that he would be worthy of someone as perfect as I completely blew my mind. I ordered him down to the ground and to kiss my perfect bare feet. I cackled, him whimpering begging me not to tell his wife as he tugged his widdle winky just looking at my naked body. It didn’t take him long to blow his pathetic load either. All over my floor, which I made him clean up with his tongue. Safe to say he got none. I got a good morning full of laughter and cheer. The best way to start your day and wake up.